“So you want to know what makes my meatloaf so irresistible?

You want to know why you get the urge for more and more meatloaf until your paper sack of a stomach explodes?

You REALLY want to know the secret ingredient?

Well, I’ll tell you.

The secret ingredient is love.”

“Love?”

“Yes, love. Love is the secret ingredient.

The other secret ingredient is crack.”

“Oh, well, that explains a lot, actually.”

“More than the love?”

“Yes, more than the love.”

FIN