Archive for September, 2004
THE BEEFSTEAK CHRONICLES: A BEEFSTEAK in the hand is worth two in the bush.
Disaster strikes at ground zero of Operation Beefsteak.
Arriving at the dining facilities today, we made a beeline for the comments board. The card, that sweet, succulent comment card, was missing. No response, no acknowledgement. Obviously the conspiracy has decided to track us down and kill us. Luckily, they don’t know Brad and I by [...]
THE BEEFSTEAK CHRONICLES: Why are there so many songs about BEEFSTEAK?
A conspiracy is afoot.
I’ve received a response to my simple, innocent suggestion. That suggestion? Bring on the Beefsteak! Unfortunately, the dining hall staff decided to play dumb. To recap, here is my original message.
Dear Kriner Staff:
It would be much appreciated if you could make Beefsteak a permanent menu fixture.
I then proceeded [...]
Read More..>>THE BEEFSTEAK CHRONICLES: Wherefore art thou BEEFSTEAK?
Phase one of Operation Beefsteak is complete.
That’s right, Operation Beefsteak.
Ever since last year, I have been infatuated with the cut of meat mysteriously called “Beefsteak” at our school’s dining halls. The name itself is pretty bizarre–if you have a cut of beef, it’s a steak. If you order something called steak, you’ll be [...]
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