Archive for March, 2007
Six-word reviews
Marshmallow GREEN Peeps (March 2007): Extremely soft and fresh–new color.
Marshmallow Peeps Snowmen (December 2006): Halfway stale, but softened in microwave.
Marshmallow Peeps Orange-Flavored Eggs (March 2007): An amazing flavor, like a Creamsicle.
Marshmallow Peeps Strawberry Hearts (February 2006): Not hard at all, but tasty.
Marshmallow Peeps Vanilla Hearts (February 2006): Not too different from regular Peeps.
Arbor Day
Annie Pitts cuffed her right hand to her husband Leroy’s left hand. Then she did the same, except with the opposite hands.
“Nobody else is here.” Leroy’s face was pressed on the bark.
“They’ll be here,” Annie replied. She could not see Leroy.
“It’s raining.”
“So?” Annie’s face was not pressed on bark.
“So they don’t [...]
Mister
You know who ya are.
Thinkin’ yer all better than everybody else, what with yer arm brace and yer solitary nature. Just watchin’ the scoreboards flickerin’ on the faces of the little kids trippin’ over those half-drawn bowlin’ bumpers while ya run yer hand through that slicked-back hair, greasy as the pizza Larry’s slinging over in [...]
One Year Gone
presence on this page that I haven’t even mentioned in something like ten months.
What’s goin’ on, little guy?
I love Marshmallow Peeps. I really mean it. If I could marry them, I’d–let me rephrase that. If there were a proper orifice on their cute, pastel bodies, I would make sweet marshmallow love to them.
So in addition [...]
Indulge Your Senses
I was walkin’ down the street yesterday minding my own business when all of a sudden…
WHAT THE HELL?
That’s right. It’s Pepsi’s newest addition to their upscale “Pepsi Jazz” line of colas. Diet Pepsi Jazz: Caramel Cream.
I love Pepsi. I love jazz. I love caramel. I love cream. However, all together in one glass? Blasphemy! Was [...]