Archive for June, 2007
St. Thomas Roasters
WHAT?
I was going to go mini-golfing tonight, but apparently there was a torrential downpour. Instead, my friends and I went to a local coffeeshop and had delicious beverages. The java joint was called St. Thomas Roasters (Linglestown, PA).
My friend Theresa ordered the strawberry smoothie with whipped cream, and she said that it was “really good,” [...]
The Jalapeño Menace: You’ve Got to Weigh It Out
Ladies and gentleladies, I present to you the Pros and Cons of eating an entire cup of Jalapeño Peppers.
PROS
You will look cool to that one guy who said, “It would be really cool to eat a cup of jalapeño peppers.”* (*This may not actually occur)
CONS
Mouth pain.
Tongue pain.
Throat pain.
Esophagus pain.
Stomach pain.
Bloating (attributed to an overindulgence in [...]
What Makes a Peep a Peep?
What is it that makes a Marshmallow Peep so darn peepy? Is it the shape? No. It is that they are marshmallows with sugar stuck to them. Then how can Marshmallow Peeps Lollipop Rings and Marshmallow Peeps Chick and Bunny Candy bear that wonderful name?
I got these candies from inside of an enormous plastic Peep [...]
Travelogue: Florida, 1997
We took a crazy and fun family road trip to Florida in 1997. My sister Amy/”Melvin” was keeping a running log that actually stopped before we hit Disney, but all is forgiven because she was ten years old and apparently retarded. Anyway, here is an illustrated Travelogue through the eyes of the coolest ten-year-old girl [...]
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