food November 19th, 2008
Listen up and listen good. At the grocery store, I use the self-checkout line for two reasons.
1) I would like to get out of there quickly.
2) I would like to avoid human contact.
And now you want to write a check. A CHECK. IN THE ANTISOCIAL SELF-SCAN LINE,
Because you had to write a check, I did not get out of there quickly. Because I murdered you, I did not avoid human contact. Thank you for ruining my evening.
November 19th, 2008 at 11:16 pm
A-freaking-men. No checks allowed in self-checkout. Can we get that prop on the ballot?
/Clara
November 24th, 2008 at 10:38 pm
Am I the only one who thinks “poke my pecans” sounded oddly sexual?
November 25th, 2008 at 4:00 am
I stopped using the self-checkouts because the machine always told me to show my credit to the bored teenager standing near the machines. I mean, isn’t that what a cashier is for? How is this different?
I always bag my own stuff anyway, even in the *shudder* people-lines, because I don’t want some dumbfuck kid putting the watermelon on the eggs and single-bagging it in plastic.
Self-checkout my ass.