Comments on: Writer’s Block

By: Conor

Conor — Tue, 25 Nov 2008 07:57:26 +0000

Inspiration is inspiration is inspiration.

Oh, and for the record, I hate Larry, too.

By: Kim

Kim — Sun, 16 Nov 2008 23:15:24 +0000

I just found your blog and OMG I can’t stop laughing. You are going to the top of my must read blogs. We have a Larry too, actually a whole family of Larry’s and do everything we can to irritate the crap out of them.

By: lyndal

lyndal — Sat, 15 Nov 2008 19:12:20 +0000

stealing larry’s curtain-eyes idea

By: Heather

Heather — Sat, 15 Nov 2008 06:06:36 +0000

I like it, too, and I don’t even know who the hell you are.

By: Jessica

Jessica — Fri, 14 Nov 2008 23:48:05 +0000

Also: http://oneminutewriter.blogspot.com/

By: Jessica

Jessica — Fri, 14 Nov 2008 21:38:12 +0000

So sorry that I’m laughing at your pain.

Just a little bit.

By: Mike Spoodles

Mike Spoodles — Fri, 14 Nov 2008 14:52:58 +0000

Oh, believe me when I say that everything in this post is true, true, true. Although I appreciate that you believe I’m intelligent enough to form metaphor into a work of fiction. Glad you two liked it.

By: Nikki

Nikki — Thu, 13 Nov 2008 23:13:33 +0000

This is freakin’ hilarious. (And like any good Grammarphile, I loved the second part of item #3.)

By: Kristie

Kristie — Thu, 13 Nov 2008 21:59:16 +0000

Wow. Is this Larry character real, or just an mental manifestation with general world-dissatisfaction? This is my favorite thing you’ve ever written, probably because of the sentence “Larry’s wife is a beefalo.” Funny. Shit.

By: Mike Spoodles

Mike Spoodles — Thu, 13 Nov 2008 20:58:39 +0000

Deleted scene:

Larry does not use toilet paper. Larry “just likes to let things dry.” He also calls this “al fresco.” Before Larry flushes, he always looks in the toilet. He checks the size, shape, and consistency of his business. Sometimes Larry excretes so much that it clogs the toilet (even without toilet paper).