Archive for February, 2009
Tuesdays With Dorie – Caramel Crunch Bars
I don’t know if these were supposed to be as crunchy as they were.
Rachel was eating one of these munkafunkas across the couch and I actually cringed. It sounded like she was chomping on a bone or something.
I signed up to bring them into work tomorrow. If questioned, I will probably call them “toffee brittle” [...]
Tuesdays With Dorie – Devil’s Food Cake
I tried, but I’m an hour and a half late. I was baking up until 1:30am, whirring my mixer and annoying the neighbors with my meringue of justice.
It doesn’t taste all that great. Something about the icing/filling. But I’m not one to skip a recipe. Haven’t missed one since I started in July, lateness aside.
This [...]
What would I do if I could go back in time?
This is a loaded question.
For starters, how long does it even take to go backwards in time? The prevailing theory seems to be that you can travel back through time by moving at a velocity faster than the speed of light; do you then [...]
Tuesdays With Dorie – Floating Islands
When I saw this week’s recipe, I was reminded of the show Lost. Floating islands! Mysterious smoke monsters! Crazy French women!
Also like Lost, this week’s recipe makes no sense.
It’s basically scrambled eggs plus sugar. The surefire diabetes breakfast treat. And it’s gross and pretty terrible.
My first custard attempt curdled in the pan.
My second attempt was [...]
Read More..>>Tuesdays With Dorie – World Peace Cookies
I made these cookies for a Super Bowl party at work, because nothing says World Peace like a bunch of crazy, roided-up gentlemen punchin’, kickin’, and just plain tacklin’ the shit out of one another.
I think they tasted fine, just fine.
Welp, I’m really sick now. I’ll catch you all next time.