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The Jalapeño Menace: You’ve Got to Weigh It Out
Ladies and gentleladies, I present to you the Pros and Cons of eating an entire cup of Jalapeño Peppers. PROS You will look cool to that one guy who said, “It would be really cool to eat a cup of jalapeño peppers.”* (*This may not actually occur) CONS Mouth pain. Tongue pain. Throat pain. Esophagus [...]
Read More..>>Easter’s Almost Here
Easter is a’comin’, and I’d be foolish not to mention awesome new Peeps sites this year. Not new but still awesome: Mystie’s Crown Combo presents the 2007 Peepdown. All the Peeps merchandise you can shake a prick at. Meanwhile, somebody has a Flickr album of Peeps for Passover. CandyBlog has Peeps Mashups, mixing Peeps with [...]
Read More..>>Mister
You know who ya are. Thinkin’ yer all better than everybody else, what with yer arm brace and yer solitary nature. Just watchin’ the scoreboards flickerin’ on the faces of the little kids trippin’ over those half-drawn bowlin’ bumpers while ya run yer hand through that slicked-back hair, greasy as the pizza Larry’s slinging over [...]
Read More..>>Tubular Twizzlers Tweeterz, Terrance!
I was at the grocery store the other day looking at the candy section and shaking my head. And why? Limited Edition candies, of course. The candy companies have been releasing the things for years and years, of course, but slapping the words “Limited Edition” on them is a fairly recent phenomenon. We used to [...]
Read More..>>Gummi Rabbit: the other white meat
My previous run-in with gummies–the dreaded Wolfgang’s Gummy Bears–was slightly less than palatable, so I was eager to get my teef’ on some real and tasty gummy treats. I cracked open another bag from the same era (April 2006–a very good vintage). Will they be as terrifying? The product of the day is a bulk [...]
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