Will you teach me about this…what is it? A new way?
Welp.
For two-and-a-half years, I ate the same thing every day: Kashi GoLean, Wheaties, apples, Lite & Fit yogurt, Boca vegan burgers, broccoli, and protein shakes. I lost 120 pounds. I was maintaining with 1800 calories at about 180 pounds.
Two weeks ago, I added variety into my diet. I’ve upped my calories to 2000. I’ve actually [...]
Ugly Food For an Ugly Dude
If you’ve been reading my silly blogs, you’ll know the following:
In April of 2005 I weighed 300 pounds. By November I had dropped to 170. I had done it in a completely unhealthy way.
As a result, I ate the same exact thing EVERY DAY from November 2005 to February 2008 to avoid depriving [...]
Numbers
Rabbits have a life expectancy of 5 to 15 years. Rats are expected to live from 2 to 3 years before they die of old age. These animals are domesticated, kept in the safest of conditions; they have doctors that specialize in animal care; they are sustained by diets that are specifically tailored to the [...]
Read More..>>A shout-out to my Peeps
Yes, that’s right. That’s eight, count ‘em, eight packages of virgin Marshmallow Peeps in FIVE DIFFERENT FLAVORS, just ripe for the plucking. Every pack-o’-Peeps has a story, and every story has a beginning. And an end. And creamy, marshmallow innards.
Note that I was originally going to have a charming picture of each Peeps package [...]
Read More..>>Self-Inflicted
Chunks of tender beef deep fried with batter and sautéed with orange peel and scallions in spicy sauce.
My best friend was a self-mutilator. A cutter. For years, he would draw and trace, trace and retrace the lines on his arm with a kitchen knife. With the silver and shiny blade he would rip at the [...]